
"Something about her drew me and in the space of a blink, she’s conditioned me to nearly crave her-her and her verbal malfunctioning. Isla is an extroverted chatter box aka motor mouth-which can be endearing at times- and totally helps in snagging her a big ole alien. But hey, at least they were both riding in the same runaway train? Well.I will say I did laugh at a lot of crazy going on in this book, and there were some pretty darn good jokes in there that kept it fun-buuuutttt the two leads were a bit out there for moi. “I’m the most willing abductee in the world-maybe the galaxy." (Especially if you love super grouchy heroes with big horns and bigger attitudes.) But if you want a sweet slow burn, then this one might be the book for you. If you want to sink your teeth into a romance that hits the fireworks level fast, skip on this one. It's a 127K story with the personal puzzle parts not snapping together until the last stretch of the book. Warning: This book is the slowest of slow burns. Sure, he's a little growly and he sets things on fire when he gets mad, but even villains need a friend. Bash is abrasive and acerbic, like an alien love child of Michael Caine and Miss Hannigan. I can tell the boss likes me, because I'm not dead. If I don't burn, beat, or strangle them to death by the day's end, it will be a miracle. Overseeing these humans is like trying to herd yanaks. I run a rock quarry, where humans' thin skin is a detriment to productivity. Despite happenings inside this story not being entirely sunshine and roses, this couple gets their sweet "happily ever after".A cruel mandate from one of my region's rulers has saddled me with a slew of little alien humans: I'm to put them to work.

Contains explicit sexual situations, dark themes, sensitive subjects, and violence. I’m not royalty - see, I’m not even whatever alien he mistook me for.Ĭontent warning: For listeners age 18 years and older. Then this nice alien showed up in the nick of time, but he keeps referring to me as “princess”, and I’m starting to worry what he’ll do when he finds out that there’s been a little case of mistaken identity. And they didn’t bid on me out of the goodness of their hearts.

Because she doesn’t know it, but now I can’t let her go. I’d be considered lucky, indeed, if she chose me to guard her. But I’m merely a Rakhii gladiator this is the closest I’ve actually ever been to a princess. Though, she doesn’t look, or act, or sound quite like I thought one of her kind would.

Because somehow, they’d managed to abduct a Gryfala princess. I broke the rules and stole an auction item from her buyers.
